"They picked a fight with a warlock."
You should have read the directions before you showed up at the party."
"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger and Richards look like droopy-eyed armless children."
"I'm 45, I've got five kids, and I've been dumped on for too long."
"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."
"It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view."
"I have one speed. I have one gear. Go."
"We're on a rocket ship to the moon some nights."
"I've been a veteran of the unspeakable."
"I'm an exciting client."
"I'm going to win every moment."
"Don't live in the middle."
"I don't think people are ready for the message I'm delivering."
"Pure and complete gnarly-isms."
"This guy's got more notches on his belt than Black Bart."
"I've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA,"
"Look at these sad trolls."
"Got to dismiss these clowns."
"I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front."
"Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your arms."
"It's been a tsunami. And I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard."
"Celebrate this movement."
"People can't figure me out. They can't process me. I don't expect them to."
"Come on bro, I won best picture at 20."
"Bi-polar? The Earth is bi-polar."
"I've got tiger blood, man."
"I was banging seven gram rocks and finishing them. Because that's how I roll."
"I'm still alive, which is pretty cool."
"Hey kids. Your Dad's a rockstar."
"It's a three-letter word. It rhymes with why."
"You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like 'Dude, can't handle it. Unplug this bastard.'"
"It's funny how sheep rhymes with sleep."
"That was the America I was raised in."
"I just want to hug him and rub his head."
"It's a war. And it's on."
"They can’t hang with me. Their bones would melt like wax."
"Everything. Next question."
"What's the cure? Medicine?"
"I have real fame. They have nothing."
"Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words."
"Where there were four, there are now three."
