Gnarly Gnarlingtons

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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

"Gnarly gnarlingtons."

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"They picked a fight with a warlock."

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You should have read the directions before you showed up at the party."

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"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger and Richards look like droopy-eyed armless children."

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"Sorry Middle America."

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"I'm 45, I've got five kids, and I've been dumped on for too long."

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"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."

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  • ▼  2011 (153)
    • ▼  March (153)
      • "Gnarly gnarlingtons."
      • "They picked a fight with a warlock."
      • You should have read the directions before you sho...
      • "The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger and ...
      • "Sorry Middle America."
      • "I'm 45, I've got five kids, and I've been dumped ...
      • "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."
      • "It might be lonely up here but I sure like the vi...
      • "I'm alive. Bring it."
      • "I have one speed. I have one gear. Go."
      • "We're on a rocket ship to the moon some nights."
      • "I've been a veteran of the unspeakable."
      • "I'm an exciting client."
      • "I'm going to win every moment."
      • "Don't live in the middle."
      • "I don't think people are ready for the message I'...
      • "Pure and complete gnarly-isms."
      • "This guy's got more notches on his belt than Blac...
      • "Winning. Everyday."
      • "Really dude? Really?"
      • "I've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA,"
      • "WINNING."
      • "Look at these sad trolls."
      • "Got to dismiss these clowns."
      • "Drug tests don't lie."
      • "I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every...
      • "Touch my children and I will eat your hands off y...
      • "It's been a tsunami. And I've been riding it on a...
      • "Celebrate this movement."
      • "People can't figure me out. They can't process me...
      • "I don't sleep. I wait."
      • "Come on bro, I won best picture at 20."
      • "Bi-polar? The Earth is bi-polar."
      • "I've got tiger blood, man."
      • "I was banging seven gram rocks and finishing them...
      • "I'm still alive, which is pretty cool."
      • "Hey kids. Your Dad's a rockstar."
      • "It's a three-letter word. It rhymes with why."
      • "You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be ...
      • "It's funny how sheep rhymes with sleep."
      • "That was the America I was raised in."
      • "I just want to hug him and rub his head."
      • "It's a war. And it's on."
      • "They can’t hang with me. Their bones would melt l...
      • "Everything. Next question."
      • "What's the cure? Medicine?"
      • "I have real fame. They have nothing."
      • "Get a job, anyone?"
      • "Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my wo...
      • "Where there were four, there are now three."
      • "I'm going to win every moment."
      • "Faith is for winners. Hope is for losers."
      • "This contaminated little maggot can't handle my p...
      • "We're shaking the tree. We're shaking all the tre...
      • "I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly."
      • "They picked a fight with a warlock."
      • "Sorry man, didn't make the rules."
      • "Wow. What does that mean."
      • "Who wants to deal with all the small talk?"
      • "They couldn't extinguish my pilot light. And that...
      • "I don't understand what I did wrong except live a...
      • "It was so gnarly I can't remember."
      • "What's not to love?"
      • "I literally woke up and it was Christmas."
      • "We need his wisdom and his bitchin'-ness."
      • "Change your brain."
      • "I have a different constitution."
      • "A lot of people think Major League's called Wild ...
      • "If you're a part of my family, I will love you vi...
      • "Add some gold."
      • "Dying is for fools. Amateurs."
      • "I'm rolling out magic, bro."
      • "I look at the game of baseball and I'm reminded o...
      • "Here's your cold coffee. Buh-bye."
      • Basically they strapped on their diapers."
      • "Watch me bury you."
      • "Park your nonsense."
      • "Quit hiding dude. It's embarrassing. Next subject."
      • "The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my...
      • "I don't live in the middle anymore. That's where ...
      • "I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myse...
      • "Mistook this rockstar, bro."
      • "Duh, WINNING."
      • "I am grandiose. Because I live a grandiose life."
      • "I’m a grandiose life, and I’m embracing it."
      • "You've been given magic. You've been given gold."
      • "Damn, I didn't take care of myself. Again."
      • "Work fuels the soul."
      • "Can I have one part of my life that isn't TMZ'd u...
      • I've spent close to the last decade effortlessly a...
      • "I'm a peaceful man with bad intentions."
      • "I am special, and I will never be one of you."
      • "Everybody has a black belt and carries a gun. I d...
      • "I embarrassed him in front of his children and th...
      • "Your perimeter's been breached. You got work to d...
      • "I don't know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winnin...
      • "I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of...
      • "I'm just going to sail across the winds of the un...
      • "If you can bring me a souvenir from that moment w...
      • "Rock bottom? That's a fishing term."

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I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total, bitchin' rock star from Mars. It's been a tsunami. And I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard. I don't sleep. I wait.
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